When I sense the "Black Dog" A-bitin', and I feel the urge to unplug an artery or cast my cranium under the business end of a freight-train (thus ending the seemingly constant grey nothingness of existence... "POP!!!"), sometimes it feels better to step away from the cold emptiness of an unimaginitive, selfish, and materialistically greedy society...

...By checkin' out some good old Brain Burstin' Ass-Bitin' Creepy Shit!!!



Samples of "UFOS OVER HISPANIOA",
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By Scott Corrales


THE ROBOT MAN
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An afternoon (during 1976?-D.P.) playing with cousins and the family dog developed into a full-blown encounter with the unknown for a ten year-old boy from the village of El Fundo. He had been playing outdoors around five o'clock on the family property when the dog – a Collie – began barking frantically at one of the sheds located on the premises. From behind the wood and zinc structure emerged "a man like a robot" who ignored the canine vocalizations and began walking in a straight line, seemingly oblivious to the frightened children, who ran away and hit in the shrubbery. It was then that the ten year-old heard an unusual sound which he described as "a cavalry charge". Turning to see what the source of the noise was, he was startled to see an orb measuring approximately three feet in diameter, painted black and surmounted by an unidentified structure, rolling along the ground. The sphere rolled away and vanished into the woods. The "robot man" meanwhile continued his slow, inexorable forward motion away from the scene, harried by the barking dog.
According to researcher Manuel Fiallo, who interviewed the protagonists, the strange entity was wearing a form-fitting outfit of black slacks and a short-sleeved red pullover that revealed "scaly lemon-green arms". Its face appeared to lack eyes and nose, although the mouth was described as "normal-looking." (1976?)


FORMERLY HUMAN
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In September 1972, a driver near the town of Palenque in the Dominican Republic was flagged down by a trio of aliens in grey, form-fitting uniforms and with lemon-hued skins. An egg-shaped UFO was in the background, and the driver became understandably concerned for his safety. One of the aliens approached him and engaged him in perfect Spanish, telling him that he had once been as human as he was, having been rescued by the aliens from nearly drowning in the high seas ten years previously. His human name had been Freddy Miller, and he had successfully adapted to living on the aliens' home world.


KILLER CONEHEADS
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Cone-shaped beings were seen in November 1978 by five women in Santo Domingo. Three creatures, twice the height of the tallest human, carrying lanterns on their abdomens, descended a steep hillside to surround an automobile that braked to a screeching halt. The automobile's headlights died as the witnesses heard sounds which they assumed were blows being inflicted upon the vehicle by the conical trio. Their terrified screams attracted the attention of neighbours, who came to their aid. No traces were found of the beings or of the car which they had surrounded.


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